February 2012
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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Since I’m not going to Thrive I’m going strawberry picking and then to Panera for baked potato soup
With wondaful people
And if i were anywhere else….
Too much.
YOLO?
I hate myself for saying that.
I never hated you.
I was just mad. I’m a capricorn. Whatever. We do that.
We’ve got such little time left.
I thought you would step up.
But I don’t think...
Many people stay up late to do their homework but I just go to bed.
my mum: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mum: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
uh just letting you know that i’m not ashamed of watching parenthood anymore
good
okay
bye
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roryborealis:
#i think we all have that one person in our life #that we know we’d be a perfect couple with #but for some reason we dont date them etc
“For some reason” obviously means my hair and jokes are the most redeeming qualities i have and I’ve only attracted cats and mosquitos so far
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The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
taco-man-andre:
memewhore:
iwillmindfuckyou:
bigtimebombshell:
btr-makes-me-go-asdfghjkl:
forgetthemoon-ignorethesky:
llama-henderson:
cherrytincture:
boyfriendformation:
… im okay with this…
Dying doesn’t seem like such a bad prospect suddenly.
I’m giving up sweets and adding an even bigger commitment to exercise. Yes. This is my lent.
For you, grandmama! She’s been doing this for 93 years. I think I can impress her with one actual commitment to this… :)
No meat Fridays will be tough, not going to lie. When the term “Meat and potatoes gal” was coined (i really don’t know what that’s supposed...
Dis trick on Jeopardy ran over a family of ducks...
Fo’ rill? that’s your story?
Please. My mom destroyed a giant traffic post thing and a deer. In one night. Step up your game.
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weakcoffee hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: what should i give up for lent? my worst habit is…
give up german newspapers or soccer or chewing gum
nein NO and NO watchtheworldcomealivetonight hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: what should i give up for lent? my worst habit is…
I`m german/american and I cant imagine a life without potatoes. You´re irish/german…i mean you shouldnt...
what should i give up for lent?
my worst habit is gossip but no way i’m giving that up, please girl
i don’t really like soda or fast food to begin with
my mum suggests potatoes but when you mix and irish family and a german family together you get a child that would go through withdrawal symptoms without them
i don’t drink or smoke or have sex because let’s face it,...
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What happens when you accidentally get on a Black...
You go down the mountain really fast.
In a ski patrol sled.
And then you go to the hospital.
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Middle aged evangelical Christian women say the dumbest things. I say I got invited to apply to the honor’s program at UF. This trick says, “I’m rejoicing with you all!” What does that mean? And another says, “What a reason to worship!”
What if I said those things? What if I was that person?
Somebody tells me they that Activia really does keep them regular....
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Today is the death.